If this doesn’t scream HI I’VE NEVER BEEN TO EUROPE WHAT’S GOING ON AND WHY IS EVERYTHING WRITTEN IN GERMAN then I don’t know what does.
P.S. — This isn’t what all my blog posts are going to look like. Most of them will be more detailed and professional (?) I’m just delusional in a foreign airport right now and apparently it’s 7 a.m.